I mean jerking off isn’t gay and I’ve always said that if I could suck my own dick I’d at least try it, so my stance is pretty clearly anything you do to yourself isn’t gay. He finally plunges his thumb into his mouth and devours his dick’s doing. Well, in one of them, he ejaculates onto his hand (really, the lower part of his thumb, where it meets the rest of his hand) and then tentatively begins to lick at his semen. If you didn’t read this post’s headline and somehow stumbled onto this page, you may be wondering how videos of a man masturbating may imply that he’s gay. (Source) – Selfie-taker Michael Hoffman has the ripped physique and boyish good looks of someone who’d tag Instagram posts #instagay, except HE ISN’T GAY!!! He declared as much in a YouTube response to a recent rash of “leaked” videos of him masturbating.